There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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