Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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