at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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