You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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