I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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