I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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