I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
