I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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