My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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