OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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