My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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