so explain again why im purple
no
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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