She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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