i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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