how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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