A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Randomize
