Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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