Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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