yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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