Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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