the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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