At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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