I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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