Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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