WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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