Its about making memories worth repressing
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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