i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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