your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
