You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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