after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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