Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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