North Korea, Best Korea!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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