Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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