I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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