ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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