Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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