Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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