I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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