I look better un-naked...
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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