Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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