here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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