I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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