She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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