Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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