i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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