I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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