just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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