dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
