1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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