i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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