Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
