how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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