omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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