they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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