So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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