Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
