Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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